![]() ![]() Me reading this as an adult: OMG SHUT UP SAM YOU KNOW NOTHING Me reading this as a teen: OMG SAM IS SO SMART Well, one day she skips and accidentally stops an assassination attempt on the POTUS, and ends up becoming America's darling- oh, and it turns out the cute, Save Ferris-loving hottie in her art class is POTUS's son. When Sam is caught doodling and selling pictures of her classmates with late-90s/early-2000s sex symbols for money (hello, Heath Ledger and Josh Hartnett), she is forced into an after school drawing class. This is escapist wish-fulfillment fantasy at its finest. Sam was me!!! Actually, Sam was a lot of people but teen me was too stupid and self-centered to realize that, so I thought Sam was written for me and me alone. ![]() I reread this book over and over and identified so much with Sam, who wore all black and didn't like pop music and fancied herself an artist and didn't want to have her identity stifled by the #establishment. ![]() I didn't want to be thinking about that, so I waited until the Trumps made like French bread and loafed (ha ha) because #gross.ĪLL-AMERICAN GIRL was my JAM when I was a teen. Can you fucking imagine dating one of the Trumps? Just the thought makes me want to vom. I've owned this book since high school because I am le olde now, and I've been wanting to reread this book for a while- but I've been saving it, because I didn't want to read about a girl dating the President's son while the Trumps were in the White House because oh my God, BARF. ![]()
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